Political Observations

With the elections coming up I thought I would share some political observations.

• Political indecisiveness is the key to flexibility. (Sometimes called flip flopping)

• You can't tell which way a politician goes by reading his lips. (READ MY LIPS)

• Congress as proven there is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

• Happiness is when politicians are in recess.(The only time America is truly safe)

• The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant in any political debate.

• A politician who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world of politics.

• Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

• Any campaign worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty.

• Politicians may come and go, but taxes accumulate.

• I have seen the political truth and it makes no sense.

• If you see a politician smiling when things go wrong, they have someone in mind to blame. (No doubt George Bush)

• By the time you can make ends meet, some politician has moved the ends.

• There is always one more politician than you counted on.

• A politician who says it is as bad as it can get, is not to be believed.

• Never wrestle with a politician: You both get all dirty, and the politician likes it.

Don't forget to vote.